Actually my favorite part of the pro-beef (or, you could say, anti-veg) bit was the title of the book: "The Milk of Human Kindness is Not Pasteurized."

...Well, I was kinda surprised. On a site with cuuuute little tiny teeny cows I wasn't expecting a chapter-and-verse assault on vegetarianism. I'm not sure people are going to shell out big bucks for tiny cows so they can have very small steaks. (And, honestly, I'm surprised that there was any scripture at all spent on miniature cattle. Seems kind of unfocused.)

Definitely more amusement than adoption.

Oh, and the (well, *that*) mouse is no more. Two coworkers, one glue trap, some peanut butter, and a golf club. I should leave it at that.

And congrats on the scarving! You are mighty with the scarvage.