Additionally, cats practice many unclean habits not befitting a Christian household: ... licking inappropriate body areas on their own bodies (inappropriate handling) and even, in some cases, on the bodies of their human owners (wrongful motive?), urination on the floor, vocal and blatant promiscuity (unknown to any other species, all others being endowed with Godly chastity and decorum) and widespread sexual misconduct without the benefit or sanctity of holy matrimony, even orgiastic practices, ... stealing food from the table, producing ungodly sounds, excessive playfulness... Again... dogs do none of these things...

Our beloved birds do a lot of this--even "mating" with their own gender and eating their young--OH NOES!

I've never seen so many Scriptures that were clearly meant for humans applied to poor, innocent animals!