sigma7: Sims (House)
sigma7 ([personal profile] sigma7) wrote2005-05-17 05:52 pm

the joy of New Onion Day

Scorpio: (Oct. 24—Nov. 21)
All right, Scorpio is going to say this for the last fucking time: With an apostrophe, it means "it is" and without an apostrophe, it means "belonging to it." This is really not that hard.

Author Dismayed By Amazon Customers' Other Purchases
MONTREAL—Yann Martel, author of the Booker Prize-winning Life Of Pi, said he was distraught to see what other books Amazon.com customers bought in addition to his. "Customers who bought this book also bought The Five People You Meet In Heaven?!" Martel read from his computer screen Monday. "And The Rule Of Four? Really?!" Martel was also surprised by the "sloppy writing" in many of Life Of Pi's five-star customer reviews.

Celebrity Commencement Speeches

"Everyone, There Is A Bomb In This Commencement Hall," Kiefer Sutherland, Princeton

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