Uhm....

They could've worked a little longer on this headline.

Mall rapes suspect already in jail.

To clarify, "mall" is not the subject, "suspect" is not the direct object. "Rapes" isn't even the verb.

...the hell?

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I	Influential
G	Goofy
M	Mushy
A	Ambitious

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