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Contractor Bulldozes Wrong Home

A family in Punta Gorda, Fla., who had just repaired and painted their hurricane-damaged home returned to find the structure mistakenly demolished and removed from its lot.

Now that's mildly terrifying. Also: TV website cliche alert.

In-deed

Fuck the South

Note: this is not an endorsement, I'm just really amused by someone with a lot of vitriol and the wherewithal to buy a domain name for just a two-page rant. Funnier than it looks on first glance.

ETA: I just love this excerpt as it's a great example of the piece's voice and am reprinting it verbatim. Sue me.

But two guys making out is going to fucking ruin marriage for you? Yeah? Seems like you're ruining it pretty well on your own, you little bastards. Oh, but that's ok because you go to church, right? I mean you do, right? Cause we fucking get to hear about it every goddamn year at election time. Yes, we're fascinated by how you get up every Sunday morning and sing, and then you're fucking towers of moral superiority. Yeah, that's a workable formula. Maybe us fucking Northerners don't talk about religion as much as you because we're not so busy sinning, hmmm? Ever think of that, you self-righteous assholes?