FYI: No Joke 2010

There will be no April Fool nonsense in these parts tomorrow. I can't be bothered to pull off a thematically nuanced prank right, so I'm not even going to try; I'd end up pegging the needle somewhere either around "cruel" or "obtuse" and totally miss the "fun" part of the spectrum, so that misses the damned point. Y'all do your worst; I'll just end up bringing the truth tomorrow. As much as usual, at any rate.