Today's Sarah Bahari moment

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Bahari was a former Collegian editor who was squicked out by strange words ("panties") and called the police when one of her cow-orkers trapped a squirrel in her office. It's impossible to relate the sheer utter goodness of Bahari in text. But I can't explain the following paragraph....

Quaker Maid Meats Inc. on Tuesday said it would voluntarily recall 94,400 pounds of frozen ground beef panties that may be contaminated with E. coli.

I know I'm not on the cutting edge of fashion, and suddenly, I'm glad.