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This year, the Collegian's holiday party was also a Festivus party. We had an aluminum pole, airing of griefs and I think I left before the feats of strength (because Emily was trashed and trying to dance on the poker table and I was hungry because there was no real food at the party and getting tired. Bah, tired) but I'm sure they were hilarious, knowing the level of drunkeness when I left.