Hee. I'm guessing the ram one actually happened when the technicians were stringing the wires. They start out lying along the ground and then get raised up all at once; the ram was probably just standing in the wrong place at the wrong time. (A similar thing happened with a moose getting strung up by its antlers in Fairbanks - I think the picture ended up on Snopes.)
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Reminds me of Get down from there, ram. Now that was a big bird.
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I, um, er... your new RAM is online?
Dang, these are harder than they look.
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