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[sigma7]

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Your Silver-Age Superhero Career
LJ Username
Your alias first-name is:	AstroAtomicBitterBlackBlueCoffeeDangerDarkDeathDoomFunkyGreenHappyHarmlessHyperLemonLethargicLiberalLightningMedicatedMegaObsessiveParanoidPlasticQuantumRedShadowSilverSleepyStarSunshineSuperTacoTheUltraWonder
Your alias last-name is:	BadgerBoyBozoBubblesCatCaptainChefChiefCowDogDudeGalGirlGuyKidKnightLadLassManMuffinNeighborPersonPigSquirrelStormThunderWoman
You can turn....	angerchocolatecoffeeheatkinetic energykittensleaveslightmedicationmoneypizzasoundsugarwater
...into:	cheesecredit card receiptsdisappointed relativesexcusesgood vibesgrapeshairHTMLicelaserslightningLJ postsmilkmilk jugsMountain Dewoptic beamspainparking ticketspuppiesraisinssmokesnowsocial awkwardnessspare changesquirrelstoothpastewallpaperwine
You team up with...	erica_roo
...to battle:	California
You petition to join:	the Justice League of America
Their response:	you're not sure, but you wake up outside with the door shut and locked behind you
You are best remembered for:	the hazy surveillance tape with the transgender prostitue and the aspiring politician
Your heroic level: - 88%
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ETA: Sorry about the typos, all, but they won't let me edit it. Grr.