Dude. WTF? I mean, I know you have a black belt in Cryptic, but this is LiveJournal, not Facebook (Mr. Dawkins .... IF THAT IS IN FACT YOUR REAL NAME). If I need to drive to Rhode Island to avenge your death, just let me know.

If it was just drug-induced, at least be comforted that they were happy drugs and not wharrgarbl or hee-hee-hee-thump drugs.