Under anesthetic, subdivided and synthetic

Picspam, from-out-of-nowhere edition

Sat, 26 Jun 2021 00:02:58 GMT

Bet you didn't see THIS coming.

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GDBM: Hard Reset

Fri, 01 Jul 2016 17:53:53 GMT

Since we last visited the Goddamn Batman, the cinematic Batmen have (a) quit being Batman and (b) used guns to (c) kill people. Comic readers might see any of those three points as inherently antithetical to the Darknight Detective’s ethos, but they are simply how the character has been interpreted for a modern cinematic context. In the spirit of alternative interpretation, we present our own Goddamn Batman. He is creative, a foodie, and a dance machine. He aspires to be a master chef, and to have his own bakery, from which he will sell 40 cakes. ( Read more... )

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Tue, 28 Jun 2016 13:04:28 GMT

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Sun, 19 Jun 2016 17:20:41 GMT

Sorry, y'all. I'm never on LJ, much less DW, anymore. I just needed to do a little housekeeping today. Can't make a promise to be more blee-blee-blee than usual. Maybe I should try. Sigh. So very tired.

I am most active on Twitter, then on Tumblr, neither with the gab-tastic fury I used to bring to the blogging world, though. The long game has become so very long, and my fire is burning low. And if you really need to get a hold of me, try my username at Google's email service and I might just get it (along with the mail for some dude from New Delhi who really needs to stop sending me his taxi receipts for Christ's sake).

Anyhow. Hope all are well, or as well as possible given our circumstances.

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I bring nothing into the Drift

Wed, 17 Jul 2013 02:07:06 GMT

Soon we shall talk of many things. But not today. Today I have one word for you.

Cool.

Cool cool cool.

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Picspam, hippo birfbee part four (delayed by rain)

Tue, 25 Jun 2013 15:58:48 GMT

Surprise!

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Picspam, hippo birfbee edition part three

Mon, 24 Jun 2013 22:22:35 GMT

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Picspam, hippo birfbee edition part two

Mon, 24 Jun 2013 22:20:12 GMT

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Picspam, hippo birfbee edition

Mon, 24 Jun 2013 22:18:22 GMT

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Picspam, epic Valentiny-Moo edition, part six of six

Thu, 14 Feb 2013 23:55:03 GMT

YAY! You made it! Note that if Joss Whedon had been picspamming you, he'd have been canceled four posts ago.

Now your life is your own again.

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Picspam, epic Valentiny-Moo edition, part five

Thu, 14 Feb 2013 23:52:05 GMT

Can you tell that I randomized the order of these? Well, I sorted them alphabetically, which is as good as randomizing, isn't it?

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Picspam, epic Valentiny-Moo edition, part four

Thu, 14 Feb 2013 23:50:17 GMT

And tomorrow's Friday. So. That's good. I guess.

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Picspam, epic Valentiny-Moo edition, part three

Thu, 14 Feb 2013 23:48:54 GMT

Better buckle up. It's a long flight. Heh. That's a lot of pizza.

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Picspam, epic Valentiny-Moo edition, part two

Thu, 14 Feb 2013 23:45:41 GMT

Oh, we're not even half-done yet, pardner.

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Picspam, epic Valentiny-Moo edition, part one

Thu, 14 Feb 2013 23:44:12 GMT

So what did you do today?

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Voice recognition poetry: the lesbian and the god squad

Thu, 03 Jan 2013 04:24:17 GMT

Take Jim Nantz's and Phil Simms's commentary tracks from a game of Madden 13, feed it through Windows 8's voice recognition system, and enjoy what Joel McHale once called, during the first incarnation of Spaghetti Cat, "for lack of a better word, art." The Cold War burns hot and Hollywood looms and gender politics arise....

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BRING ME THE SKULL OF NORV TURNER

Mon, 31 Dec 2012 18:44:57 GMT

San Diego Chargers coach Norv Turner and general manager A.J. Smith were fired Monday, the team announced.

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Picspam, merry frickin' Christmas, part 11 (in binary)

Wed, 26 Dec 2012 02:20:28 GMT

And I got more work done on my terrible face; I got two telephone-pole-like posts put in about an inch deep into bone. They ain't comin' out. They may be the most stable part of my body right now. But the stitches tickle and it's still more than a bit painful, and I just ran outta meds. This is on course to becoming the worst Christmas vacation ever, of Griswoldian proportions. Joy to the goddamn world.

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Picspam, merry frickin' Christmas, part deux

Wed, 26 Dec 2012 02:18:51 GMT

And the countdown to Norv-Turner-skullmas is on. Honestly, I'm going to say 11:30 (Central) next Monday morning. And oh God it's so beyond time. I'm going to find another skull to want. I'm sure by this time next year I'll have an overflowing list.

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Picspam, merry frickin' Christmas, part uno

Wed, 26 Dec 2012 02:17:45 GMT

Not an entirely festive occasion here. Sue me.

This is your present. I didn't wrap it.

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Madden 13: The Superfumble

Sun, 02 Dec 2012 03:33:07 GMT

Here's what I did today:

I'm hoping this might be the first of the "Tiny Takes" series, but no promises just yet.

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Man the lifeboats

Sat, 27 Oct 2012 17:15:44 GMT

God, LJ has become a massive wad of suck. I get more spam comments about uggs than I do anything else, and I don't know what's happened to the American LJ staff but all of my support calls go to a deep-voiced man named "Peggy."

Am backing up everything, because if there were a ten-point list on "things that happen before your Internet-based company goes belly-up," LJ's chalked at least nine of them, several of them twice. You can find me more reliably over at Tumblr or Twitter for those who know me just a little bit. Not sure how picspam will materialize. Might just queue-dump it gradually. Might find its way back to LJ if it's still standing next year, but I don't think it will be. This is more of a "contingencies-in-place-and-prepared" than a "screw-you-guys-I'm-goin'-hoam" sorta post, but I get so much more noise than signal from LJ anymore that the returns may have just diminished irrevocably.

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Picspam, XL edition

Wed, 17 Oct 2012 22:57:24 GMT

To commemmorate Community getting hiatused, the Chargers' historic performance (or lack thereof) on Monday night, and sundry other arbitrary thresholds and observances, let's celebrate with an extra-large picspam today. May just wanna load it in a new tab and hit the hay and see if it's open in the morning. The only Doctor Who spoiler is something that's been public knowledge for the better part of a year, but no specifics. Purists, avert your eyes.

Also, congrats to Miss Miah on her newly-acquired ball of screaming meat.

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Picspam, replacement-referee edition

Wed, 26 Sep 2012 20:53:35 GMT

I feel almost bad for the NFL's replacement refs. They know not what they do. Roger Goodell, however, and his cabal of tightwad owners, can collectively choke on a bottlecap. God, I miss Ed Hochuli's riventing soliloquies. ( 44 pics below.... )

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Picspam, yay-afternoon-off edition

Wed, 26 Sep 2012 20:47:09 GMT

The Avengers Blu-Ray is pretty sparse on extra features, but...it still pleases me in a simple reptilian way. ( 45 pics below.... )

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Under anesthetic, subdivided and synthetic

Picspam, from-out-of-nowhere edition

GDBM: Hard Reset

*poke*

I bring nothing into the Drift

Picspam, hippo birfbee part four (delayed by rain)

Picspam, hippo birfbee edition part three

Picspam, hippo birfbee edition part two

Picspam, hippo birfbee edition

Picspam, epic Valentiny-Moo edition, part six of six

Picspam, epic Valentiny-Moo edition, part five

Picspam, epic Valentiny-Moo edition, part four

Picspam, epic Valentiny-Moo edition, part three

Picspam, epic Valentiny-Moo edition, part two

Picspam, epic Valentiny-Moo edition, part one

Voice recognition poetry: the lesbian and the god squad

BRING ME THE SKULL OF NORV TURNER

Picspam, merry frickin' Christmas, part 11 (in binary)

Picspam, merry frickin' Christmas, part deux

Picspam, merry frickin' Christmas, part uno

Madden 13: The Superfumble

Man the lifeboats

Picspam, XL edition

Picspam, replacement-referee edition

Picspam, yay-afternoon-off edition

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