Until the Rapture, get a cockatiel

[sigma7]

Ganked from tviokh: Answering yet another question the rest of us forgot to ask: Are cats for true christians?

Yes, when Satan is finally abyssed, the 'beastly' nature of felines will be forever abolished, and they will be fit companions for humans on Paradise Earth! But until that rapidly-approaching time, God will reward all of our efforts to maintain integrity by loyally submitting to the leading of his spirit expressed through the loving guidance of the 'faithful and discreet slave'. -Matt. 24:45-47

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[beeform]

Additionally, cats practice many unclean habits not befitting a Christian household: ... licking inappropriate body areas on their own bodies (inappropriate handling) and even, in some cases, on the bodies of their human owners (wrongful motive?), urination on the floor, vocal and blatant promiscuity (unknown to any other species, all others being endowed with Godly chastity and decorum) and widespread sexual misconduct without the benefit or sanctity of holy matrimony, even orgiastic practices, ... stealing food from the table, producing ungodly sounds, excessive playfulness... Again... dogs do none of these things...

Our beloved birds do a lot of this--even "mating" with their own gender and eating their young--OH NOES!

I've never seen so many Scriptures that were clearly meant for humans applied to poor, innocent animals!