Until the Rapture, get a cockatiel

[sigma7]

Ganked from tviokh: Answering yet another question the rest of us forgot to ask: Are cats for true christians?

Yes, when Satan is finally abyssed, the 'beastly' nature of felines will be forever abolished, and they will be fit companions for humans on Paradise Earth! But until that rapidly-approaching time, God will reward all of our efforts to maintain integrity by loyally submitting to the leading of his spirit expressed through the loving guidance of the 'faithful and discreet slave'. -Matt. 24:45-47

Comments

[opheliasclone.livejournal.com]

You see, cats have this horrible habit of thinking for themselves...

Geez, why are some hardcore fundamentalists so weird? I know so many perfectly nice Christians who maintain opinions that originate from the planet Earth. ;-)

[beeform]

Hardcore fundamentalist? More like hardcore *crazy* person! :-)

That (article) was the most bizarre thing I've read in a LOOOONG time! It was so way out there.

I'm off to play with my squeaky-clean birds (they just enjoyed a bath...)

[erica-roo.livejournal.com]

So that's why my cats are evil...

And, it is a well-known fact that cats are impossible to tame, teach or raise in the truth. Yes, but a dog readily understands bible verses...

Additionally, cats practice many unclean habits not befitting a Christian household: ... licking inappropriate body areas on their own bodies (inappropriate handling) and even, in some cases, on the bodies of their human owners (wrongful motive?), urination on the floor, vocal and blatant promiscuity (unknown to any other species, all others being endowed with Godly chastity and decorum) and widespread sexual misconduct without the benefit or sanctity of holy matrimony, even orgiastic practices, ... stealing food from the table, producing ungodly sounds, excessive playfulness... Again... dogs do none of these things...

I knew I shouldn't have read this... *headdesk*

[beeform]

Additionally, cats practice many unclean habits not befitting a Christian household: ... licking inappropriate body areas on their own bodies (inappropriate handling) and even, in some cases, on the bodies of their human owners (wrongful motive?), urination on the floor, vocal and blatant promiscuity (unknown to any other species, all others being endowed with Godly chastity and decorum) and widespread sexual misconduct without the benefit or sanctity of holy matrimony, even orgiastic practices, ... stealing food from the table, producing ungodly sounds, excessive playfulness... Again... dogs do none of these things...

Our beloved birds do a lot of this--even "mating" with their own gender and eating their young--OH NOES!

I've never seen so many Scriptures that were clearly meant for humans applied to poor, innocent animals!

Aha!

[beeform]

The author of this thing is a Jehovah's Witness. Take off the cat.htm and it takes you to a JW textbook. That makes more sense.

[aota.livejournal.com]

That has got to be the stupidest thing I've read in a long time.

[motteditor.livejournal.com]

I don't know. It kind of explains a lot about cats. I mean, they are quite clearly pure evil.

Granted, all the dogs I've ever owned have stolen food off the table -- one (not that small mutt) going so far as to climb on the table to get to the food. Granted, dogs are pure and good, so I don't know what that says for the Scripture.