Under anesthetic, subdivided and synthetic

Since we last visited the Goddamn Batman, the cinematic Batmen have (a) quit being Batman and (b) used guns to (c) kill people. Comic readers might see any of those three points as inherently antithetical to the Darknight Detective’s ethos, but they are simply how the character has been interpreted for a modern cinematic context. In the spirit of alternative interpretation, we present our own Goddamn Batman. He is creative, a foodie, and a dance machine. He aspires to be a master chef, and to have his own bakery, from which he will sell 40 cakes. ( Read more... )

Disclaimer: GDBM does not appear in this update. ( 42 villainous pics below, featuring capitalism, culinary atrocity and workplace mishaps.... )

I said, I specifically said as the game was loading up that I had a sense of impending doom re: Goddamn Batman's wedding. Let's just say I should've seen it coming.



( Below: marital doooooom -- a ton of pics and one video clip.... )

This time another excursion into the lives of the fleet-footed fleidermaus's neighbors, a few new faces arriving in Apocalypse Heights:

-- Every once in a while a mesh comes along that just begs to be included, and oh yes, this one is totally worth it. Meet Mr. Lon. Cy Lon. Yes, he has a plan.

-- Dr. Horrible pays a visit. (You'll find that my Sim-rendering skill is...lax, to say the least. I don't think he looks anywhere near NPH, but I can at least tell him apart from Cy Lon, Lex Luthor, and a mailbox from a distance.

-- A certain school for gifted youngsters has a new campus, too.

Still not nearly as entertaining as giddy jump-rope Batman, but...for completeness's sake.



( Yet another painful pun below; I may be coming down with Peter David Disease. )

Hey, everybody. This installment's a little weak, forgive me. We'll get back to the Goddamn Batman tout de suite, promise.

( In this installment, a Sith Lord becomes a landlord. )

Oh. *petrified stare* Hello. I didn't anticipate anyone else being nearly as amused by all this as I was. But hey, welcome aboard. ( The Legion of Doom plots and annoys its neighbors. 50 pics below. )

I totally didn't set out with the intention of doing this today. It just...happened, that's all. I'd installed Apartment Life and wanted to play around with non-established families in my 'hood, and I started perusing my custom content and...well, here we go.



( Moar follows.... )