And, it is a well-known fact that cats are impossible to tame, teach or raise in the truth. Yes, but a dog readily understands bible verses...
Additionally, cats practice many unclean habits not befitting a Christian household: ... licking inappropriate body areas on their own bodies (inappropriate handling) and even, in some cases, on the bodies of their human owners (wrongful motive?), urination on the floor, vocal and blatant promiscuity (unknown to any other species, all others being endowed with Godly chastity and decorum) and widespread sexual misconduct without the benefit or sanctity of holy matrimony, even orgiastic practices, ... stealing food from the table, producing ungodly sounds, excessive playfulness... Again... dogs do none of these things...
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Date: 2005-01-29 08:34 am (UTC)And, it is a well-known fact that cats are impossible to tame, teach or raise in the truth. Yes, but a dog readily understands bible verses...
Additionally, cats practice many unclean habits not befitting a Christian household: ... licking inappropriate body areas on their own bodies (inappropriate handling) and even, in some cases, on the bodies of their human owners (wrongful motive?), urination on the floor, vocal and blatant promiscuity (unknown to any other species, all others being endowed with Godly chastity and decorum) and widespread sexual misconduct without the benefit or sanctity of holy matrimony, even orgiastic practices, ... stealing food from the table, producing ungodly sounds, excessive playfulness... Again... dogs do none of these things...
I knew I shouldn't have read this... *headdesk*