Until the Rapture, get a cockatiel

[sigma7]

Ganked from tviokh: Answering yet another question the rest of us forgot to ask: Are cats for true christians?

Yes, when Satan is finally abyssed, the 'beastly' nature of felines will be forever abolished, and they will be fit companions for humans on Paradise Earth! But until that rapidly-approaching time, God will reward all of our efforts to maintain integrity by loyally submitting to the leading of his spirit expressed through the loving guidance of the 'faithful and discreet slave'. -Matt. 24:45-47

Comments

[aota.livejournal.com]

That has got to be the stupidest thing I've read in a long time.

[motteditor.livejournal.com]

I don't know. It kind of explains a lot about cats. I mean, they are quite clearly pure evil.

Granted, all the dogs I've ever owned have stolen food off the table -- one (not that small mutt) going so far as to climb on the table to get to the food. Granted, dogs are pure and good, so I don't know what that says for the Scripture.