Hell's super-soaker

[sigma7]

If you want to know what I was like in high school, well....

Like any red-blooded, masculine man of the male gender, I love PVC weaponry. You should too. If the concept of heading on down to the local Home Depot and transforming $100 worth of random pipe bits into a killing machine doesn’t appeal to you, you’re a frikkin' pansy. Also, you’re probably sane and will live significantly longer than I will. Nonetheless you disgust me, and I take comfort in the knowledge that your obituary will be nowhere near as humorous as mine. For those of you who laugh in the face of hypersonic shards of plastic puncturing your spleen, here’s an intimate look at how I’ve kept myself busy for the past week: building a PVC flamethrower.

Comments

[eternalei.livejournal.com]

Ok, I spent most of this afternoon making swords, polearms, and maces out of PVC and CPVC, but this PWNS!!!

[sigma7.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Sigh. There was a time I could've gotten away with something like this. It's so much more liberating when your nearest neighbors are a mile away and over hills to block line-of-sight. And when you have a friend who works at a department store that stocks hardware.

Going to share any snapshots of your handiwork?

[eternalei.livejournal.com]

Not yet. Gimme a month or so...
Ah, the joys of hard-ware store friends. ^^

[cptn-oblivious.livejournal.com]

.......And in other news the Department of Homeland Security bans hardware stores. More on this later.......