sigma7 | This explains much

You know, evolution debate aside, Kansas is in something of an educational funding crunch. Teachers have had to dig deep into their own pockets to get their own school supplies. I mean, this poor student-teacher in Hays had to bring his own marijuana to school to share with the students.

Though he did bring 36.8 pounds of it.

Again I'll say it: where were these teachers when I was in high school? Well, aside from coaching cross-country?