This explains much

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You know, evolution debate aside, Kansas is in something of an educational funding crunch. Teachers have had to dig deep into their own pockets to get their own school supplies. I mean, this poor student-teacher in Hays had to bring his own marijuana to school to share with the students.

Though he did bring 36.8 pounds of it.

Again I'll say it: where were these teachers when I was in high school? Well, aside from coaching cross-country?