Newspaper mad-libs

[sigma7]

This is not a randomly-generated news story. But yes, I am going to dissect it for just such a purpose.

Is it possible that a former Brigham Young University co-ed and Miss Wyoming beauty queen charged in the 1970s with kidnapping and raping a Mormon missionary in England has resurfaced as the woman who made news this week for paying a Korean lab to clone puppies from her deceased dog's DNA?

As it turns out? Yes. Kudos to the Obscure Store.

Comments

[brightrosefox.livejournal.com]

Aww, it's like they're in our noun verbing our noun!

Yeah, I read that story this morning. I thought it was like Mad-Libs, too.

[redmonster.livejournal.com]

I had a feeling there was likely to be something screwy about a woman who would pay to have a pitbull cloned; especially to have a pitbull cloned into five copies.

That bit about skiing naked down Mt. Everest in the nude with a carnation up her nose almost makes the story funny. (naked and in the nude!) Except that's a real man she attacked and terrorized.