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2004 Lyttle Lytton Winners: Earth-shattering kaboom
Hadn't heard of this low-calorie offshoot of the Bulwer-Lytton contest, but it's amusing in brevity. Amuseling. Or something. I'm trying not to read anything into it coming on the heels of NaNoWriMo. Of particular note:
This is the story of your mom's life. (This year's winner.)
Juicy, their love was like forbidden fruit: tasty.
We write the year 2347, a world abound with nuclear alacrity, when suddenly Frank enters with a smile.
I know who the murderer is, Kevin blogged.
My fellow Americans, as you know, my foreign policy can be summed up in five words: "Iludium-236 Explosive Space Modulator."
This is the story of your mom's life. (This year's winner.)
Juicy, their love was like forbidden fruit: tasty.
We write the year 2347, a world abound with nuclear alacrity, when suddenly Frank enters with a smile.
I know who the murderer is, Kevin blogged.
My fellow Americans, as you know, my foreign policy can be summed up in five words: "Iludium-236 Explosive Space Modulator."
BAHAHAH
That would be the best story opener EVAR! XD