(6.02 *10^23) degrees of separation

[sigma7]

The woman who ripped out the Missouri woman's fetus? Yeah. We're more closely connected than I realized.

She is my ex-girlfriend's brother's wife's parents' neighbors' son's wife.

Uhm, yeah. No, wait. Let me see if I can get time on the Cray supercomputer to break that down and verify it.

Yeah. It's like we're related.

Comments

[daethkow.livejournal.com]

Busting out the Avagadro's number. You da shizzle.

[rewil.livejournal.com]

Judging solely from the coverage in the Scott Peterson case, I think that qualifies you to comment on the story on Fox News.

[aota.livejournal.com]

I think you need a flow chart for that one.

[(Anonymous)]

Dark Helmet: Before you die there is something you should know about us, Lone Starr.
Lone Starr: What?
Dark Helmet: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
Lone Starr: What's that make us?
Dark Helmet: Absolutely nothing! Which is what you are about to become.

[sigma7.livejournal.com]

That's exactly what I thought of. You know, I should get some kind of certificate of merit from the Modern Language Association for getting all those apostrophes right, too.