Just as he got there, a man driving a wrecker stopped, and asked if he could have the moose. Runnels granted the request, and the man drove away with it.
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...well, I guess a moose does have a lot of good meat on it, and a moose that died by falling off an overpass might be a little more tender than a normal moose, and if any vehicle is equipped to move a dead moose on no notice it's probably a wrecker, but still:
I mean, sure, on one level I can appreciate the wrecker-dude's waste-not-want-not philosophy, but at the same time, it takes a special breed of man to point to road kill and ask "Are you gonna eat that?"
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...ಠ_ಠ
...well, I guess a moose does have a lot of good meat on it, and a moose that died by falling off an overpass might be a little more tender than a normal moose, and if any vehicle is equipped to move a dead moose on no notice it's probably a wrecker, but still:
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I mean, sure, on one level I can appreciate the wrecker-dude's waste-not-want-not philosophy, but at the same time, it takes a special breed of man to point to road kill and ask "Are you gonna eat that?"
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Followed by, "poor widdle moose!" Well not so widdle, but still.
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MOOSEFUCK....I love my state. So very, very much.
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Gir: Moosey fate! Say moosey fate!
Zim: [sigh] Your... moosey fate.
Gir: [deranged giggling]