WHY YOU RUN I JUS WANNA BE FRENS GIMME HUGZORS

[sigma7]

Looks like the viral marketing for Cloverfield 2 is in full swing; I expect it to be released sometime around Thanksgiving, and this might be our first look at the long-rumored terrifying creature from the depths of the mind of JJ Abrams.

Comments

[manekikoneko.livejournal.com]

That video is titled incorrectly, because that is the worst possible way to run away from a wild turkey.

[alstaria.livejournal.com]

OMG! The girl scout camp I was a counselor at was plagued by a half-dozen of these suckers the year I worked there. Wild turkeys are some mean mofos.

I still maintain that there is nothing quite as hilarious as 30 8-year-old girls running shrieking from 6 large turkeys who are then followed by two grown women with brooms trying to chase them off :)

[gloomchen.livejournal.com]

TURKEYS ARE FUCKING MEAN AND SCARY.

Amusingly enough, where I work every day, at least once a week there are either gigantic flocks of geese wandering around the parking lot or several turkeys. And the goal is to always get around them and get away from them, because if you piss them off, they will chase you. They're like swans. They will peck your eyes out.