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2016-07-01 12:49 pm

GDBM: Hard Reset

Since we last visited the Goddamn Batman, the cinematic Batmen have (a) quit being Batman and (b) used guns to (c) kill people. Comic readers might see any of those three points as inherently antithetical to the Darknight Detective’s ethos, but they are simply how the character has been interpreted for a modern cinematic context. In the spirit of alternative interpretation, we present our own Goddamn Batman. He is creative, a foodie, and a dance machine. He aspires to be a master chef, and to have his own bakery, from which he will sell 40 cakes. Read more... )
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2016-06-28 08:06 am
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2016-06-19 12:13 pm
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Sorry, y'all. I'm never on LJ, much less DW, anymore. I just needed to do a little housekeeping today. Can't make a promise to be more blee-blee-blee than usual. Maybe I should try. Sigh. So very tired.

I am most active on Twitter, then on Tumblr, neither with the gab-tastic fury I used to bring to the blogging world, though.  The long game has become so very long, and my fire is burning low.  And if you really need to get a hold of me, try my username at Google's email service and I might just get it (along with the mail for some dude from New Delhi who really needs to stop sending me his taxi receipts for Christ's sake).

Anyhow.  Hope all are well, or as well as possible given our circumstances. 

sigma7: (Butcher)
2013-07-16 08:05 pm

I bring nothing into the Drift

Soon we shall talk of many things. But not today. Today I have one word for you.


Cool cool cool.
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2013-02-15 07:56 am

Picspam, epic Valentiny-Moo edition, part six of six

YAY! You made it! Note that if Joss Whedon had been picspamming you, he'd have been canceled four posts ago.

Now your life is your own again.

29 pics below.... )
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2013-02-15 07:53 am

Picspam, epic Valentiny-Moo edition, part five

Can you tell that I randomized the order of these? Well, I sorted them alphabetically, which is as good as randomizing, isn't it?

29 pics below.... )
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2013-02-15 07:51 am

Picspam, epic Valentiny-Moo edition, part four

And tomorrow's Friday. So. That's good. I guess.

29 pics below.... )
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2013-02-15 07:49 am

Picspam, epic Valentiny-Moo edition, part three

Better buckle up. It's a long flight. Heh. That's a lot of pizza.

29 pics below.... )
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2013-01-02 10:19 pm

Voice recognition poetry: the lesbian and the god squad

Take Jim Nantz's and Phil Simms's commentary tracks from a game of Madden 13, feed it through Windows 8's voice recognition system, and enjoy what Joel McHale once called, during the first incarnation of Spaghetti Cat, "for lack of a better word, art." The Cold War burns hot and Hollywood looms and gender politics arise....

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2012-12-25 08:19 pm

Picspam, merry frickin' Christmas, part 11 (in binary)

And I got more work done on my terrible face; I got two telephone-pole-like posts put in about an inch deep into bone. They ain't comin' out. They may be the most stable part of my body right now. But the stitches tickle and it's still more than a bit painful, and I just ran outta meds. This is on course to becoming the worst Christmas vacation ever, of Griswoldian proportions. Joy to the goddamn world.

63 pics below.... )
sigma7: (Butcher)
2012-12-25 08:18 pm

Picspam, merry frickin' Christmas, part deux

And the countdown to Norv-Turner-skullmas is on. Honestly, I'm going to say 11:30 (Central) next Monday morning. And oh God it's so beyond time. I'm going to find another skull to want. I'm sure by this time next year I'll have an overflowing list.

63 pics below.... )
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2012-12-25 08:03 pm

Picspam, merry frickin' Christmas, part uno

Not an entirely festive occasion here. Sue me.

This is your present. I didn't wrap it.

63 pics below.... )
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2012-12-01 09:30 pm

Madden 13: The Superfumble

Here's what I did today:

I'm hoping this might be the first of the "Tiny Takes" series, but no promises just yet.