File under "not bloody likely"

[sigma7]

OCTOBER:
Loves to chat. Loves those who loves them. Loves to takes things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care of what others think. Emotional. Decisive. Strong clairvoyance. Loves to travel, the arts and literature. Touchy and easily jealous. Concerned. Loves outdoors. Just and fair. Spendthrift. Easily influenced. Easily loses confidence. Loves children.

Perhaps this quiz is on crack.

What does your birth month say about you?
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[rewil.livejournal.com]

I started out miffed that April was last.

"APRIL: Active and dynamic. Decisive and haste but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Emotional. Aggressive. Hasty. Good memory. Moving Motivates oneself and others. Sickness usually of the head and chest. Sexy in a way that only their luver can see."

... Luver? LUVER?

Oh, so very many objections.

[sigma7.livejournal.com]

It also said Puppyguts was "homely." And we have the pics to prove otherwise.

ON CRACK.

Rrrgh.

[daethkow.livejournal.com]

JULY: Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. Dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Likes to be quiet. Homely person. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Prone to having stomach and dieting problems. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover.

Maybe not on as much crack as previously thought. After reading this, I think I need a hug.

[beeform]

Awww!

Hugz for yooooou! :-)

[kitblonde.livejournal.com]

Wow. I get called homely, but you get a terrible misspelling. My heart goes out to you. (You're also "affectionate to oneself?" Does that mean you buy yourself flowers and such?)
My boyfriend's a July, and they called him homely, too. So I think this was made up by a robot who likes the word "homely" and doesn't understand anything else at all about people ever.

[erica-roo.livejournal.com]

I'm an April, too, and I'm sexy in a way everyone can see! And what, exactly, does "Decisive and haste but tends to regret" mean?

[rewil.livejournal.com]

Does that mean you buy yourself flowers and such?

Well, you know, I do deserve them. Go, me!

(Maybe the person who made the quiz had a hate-on for people she knew who had birthdays in those months?)