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The Talk-Like-A-Pirate-Izer. I know, I know. Let me list the things wrong with this:
Still, fine, there it is. If not fully satisfied, return unused portion of webpage for a full refund.
Besides, it's an offshoot of a much more ambitious project. One which will be unleashed soon. Moo hoo har har.
- Someone out there's probably already done this.
- It's a little late for "Talk Like a Pirate" Day.
- It's not very aesthetic.
- It could already have several dialects built in, like Jive or Bork or Cockney or whatever.
Still, fine, there it is. If not fully satisfied, return unused portion of webpage for a full refund.
Besides, it's an offshoot of a much more ambitious project. One which will be unleashed soon. Moo hoo har har.