The "which element" meme....

[sigma7]

P... Phosphorous You scored 39 Mass, 44 Electronegativity, 10 Metal, and 20 Radioactivity!

You're high energy... really high. Unfortunately, you don't always put your energy to calm constructive use and sometimes let it all out in intense bursts. If your energy can be harnessed however, you will produce truly great things. I suggest you take up a job that runs you ragged... like opening and closing a Sodium-Potassium pump. Socially you ought to hang with a crowd that is even more social than you. If you don't, well... all those people who spontaneously combusted throughout history... you guessed it, phosphorous people who didn't have enough to occupy themselves. When picking friends make sure most of them rated high on the electronegativity scale... Chlorines, Oxygens and whatnot.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 45% on Mass You scored higher than 72% on Electroneg You scored higher than 1% on Metal You scored higher than 90% on Radioactivity

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Comments

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N...Nitrogen
You scored 30 Mass, 44 Electronegativity, 34 Metal, and 0 Radioactivity!

Sweet! You're quirky and non-confrontational... but you are also highly dynamic in relationships. You're kinda that "anything to anyone" type, but you don't demand that people love you for it. You very much do you own thing... and probably by extention you're the only one who can do the things you do. You're rarely found alone, but you'd get along great with other people like yourself. You're probably the only element that should try to find a mate who is just like you. Oh, and too much of you in a high-pressure situation can make other people act drunk... or die.

[erica-roo.livejournal.com]

Yikes.

[kateshort.livejournal.com]

P... Phosphorous
You scored 49 Mass, 41 Electronegativity, 17 Metal, and 60 Radioactivity!

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 91% on Mass

You scored higher than 90% on Electroneg

You scored higher than 1% on Metal

You scored higher than 93% on Radioactivity

Global warming is so totally not my fault. Humph.

[rewil.livejournal.com]

C...Carbon You scored 17 Mass, 32 Electronegativity, 37 Metal, and 0 Radioactivity!

Nobody understands you... no, not even organic chemists. The social individualist. You like your attention... but not TOO MUCH attention. You are able to form incredibly close relationships with many individuals, but you don't really get along with preexisting groups. You value equality in relationships, and don't deal well with overly submissive or demanding people. Well, whatever... thanks for making life possible... oh, and cut the global warming out.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 4% on Mass You scored higher than 57% on Electroneg You scored higher than 16% on Metal You scored higher than 1% on Radioactivity

Link: The Which Chemical Element Am I Test written by effataigus on Ok Cupid

[daethkow.livejournal.com]

Mo... Molybdenum You scored 44 Mass, 29 Electronegativity, 90 Metal, and 10 Radioactivity!

I like to think of you as the miracle worker in The Princess Bride... you can do anything and you do it for the betterment of society. Just because you can raise the dead and make flying wagons and stuff doesn't mean that you show off about it though. You are capable of forming bizarre webs of relationships in which individuals are accomplices, lovers, coworkers, and so on all at once. I once saw you hanging out at the center of a cycloheptatriene... it was completely freakish and bizarre, and I'm not sure I've known what to think of you since. But hey, to each their own. Oh, and stay away from the carbon monoxide... you suck that stuff up.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 68% on Mass You scored higher than 41% on Electroneg You scored higher than 99% on Metal You scored higher than 41% on Radioactivity

Link: The Which Chemical Element Am I Test written by effataigus on Ok Cupid