The executioner's song

[sigma7]

AICN's cancelled-show list, culled from USA Today. Somehow "Arrested Development" is still on the bubble. And for the first time in recent memory, the "cancelled" list is populated exclusively of shows I don't -- and certainly won't -- watch.

Of course, you can find the originals above, but for your convenience:

Renewed (or a shoo-in):
According to Jim (ABC)
Alias(ABC)
Boston Legal (ABC)
Charmed (WB) (?!?)
Crossing Jordan (NBC)
CSI (CBS)
CSI: Miami (CBS)
CSI: NY (CBS)
Cold Case (CBS)
Cuts (UPN)
Desperate Housewives (ABC)
Everwood (WB)
ER (NBC) (zzz)
Eve (UPN)
George Lopez (ABC)
Gilmore Girls (WB)
Girlfriends (UPN)
Grey’s Anatomy (ABC)
Half & Half (UPN)
Hope & Faith (ABC)
House (Fox) (boo-yah!)
Joey (NBC)
King of Queens (CBS)
King of the Hill (Fox)
Las Vegas (NBC)
Law & Order (NBC)
Law & Order: Criminal Intent (NBC)
Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (NBC)
Law & Order: Trial by Jury (NBC)
Law & Order: Kittens are Fluffy (NBC) (just checking)
Lost (ABC)
Malcolm in the Middle (Fox)
Medium (NBC)
Numb3rs (CBS) (moratorium on numerals as letters outside of l33tsp33k, please)
The O.C. (Fox)
One on One (UPN)
One Tree Hill (WB)
The Simpsons (Fox) (but the shark sure feels jumped)
Reba (WB)
Scrubs (NBC)
Smallville (WB)
7th Heaven (WB)
Still Standing (CBS)
That ‘70s Show (Fox)
24 (Fox)
Two and a Half Men (CBS)
Veronica Mars (UPN) (woot!)
The West Wing (NBC)
What I Like About You (WB)
Without a Trace (CBS)

Gone (or nearly dead):
American Dreams (NBC) (oh, it's still on?)
Center of the Universe (CBS)
Clubhouse (CBS)
Complete Savages (ABC)
Dr. Vegas (CBS)
Everybody Loves Raymond (CBS)
Father of the Pride (NBC)
Grounded for Life (WB)
Hawaii (NBC)
JAG (CBS)
Jake in Progress (ABC) (ha!)
Jonny Zero (Fox) (HA!)
LAX (NBC)
Life as We Know It (ABC)
Medical Investigation (NBC) (worst. title. ever.)
Method & Red (Fox)
The Mountain (WB)
North Shore (Fox)
NYPD Blue (ABC)
Point Pleasant (Fox)
Rodney (ABC) (HAA!)
Second Time Around (UPN)
Star Trek: Enterprise (UPN)
Third Watch (NBC)
Tru Calling (Fox)

On the bubble:
All of Us (UPN)
Arrested Development (Fox) (fume)
Bernie Mac (Fox)
Blind Justice (ABC)
Committted (NBC)
Eyes (ABC)
8 Simple Rules (ABC)
Jack & Bobby (WB)
Joan of Arcadia (CBS)
Judging Amy (CBS)
Kevin Hill (UPN)
Less Than Perfect (ABC)
Life on a Stick (Fox)
Listen Up (CBS) (kill it kill it kill it)
The Office (NBC)
Quintuplets (Fox)
Summerland (WB)
Will & Grace (NBC)
Yes, Dear (CBS) (god, I can't tell the CBS sitcoms apart anymore)