Too much (clap clap) time on my hands

Oh, this is brilliant.

The gist: a TV station in North Carolina has a Web form to allow local businesses and schools to enter their closings/delays in case of severe weather. And let's just say they don't have a Pentagon-level security suite to ensure the validity of the entries.

What managed to slip on? Check it. My favorites are the second and third on this page....

Clarification: I had nothing to do with this.