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Of note: Prom bombs. I can proudly say I never looked that bad. Never.
Even worse: Lumpy squirrels. Not for the faint of heart. There's a fly called the bot fly that lays its larvae inside living hosts, including sometimes humans. There's a reason one of the most notable human infestations had a paper written on it by two urologists (shudder). Also note that if you get one, it's best to cover the wound with Vaseline or meat, to let the larva attempt to chew its way out and up so it can be extracted whole. And there may be more than one.
Yes, that was all ganked directly from Memepool, as are the Random Personal Picture Finder and the most recently posted pictures to LiveJournal. But they're included here so that you, too, can waste time with the best of us.
I don't think I ever included a link to the Adrenaline Vault's review of UT2K4. I second the motion.
And Aggieville Burger King can't tell the difference between a medium and a large coffee. Is it no wonder I don't go there unless I absolutely have to? Gah. It's a good thing I'm older and mellow and don't burn restaurants to the ground all willy-nilly anymore. Even though I'm fully justified. It's the coffee clause. Now I have to settle for java ex machina. Feh.
Even worse: Lumpy squirrels. Not for the faint of heart. There's a fly called the bot fly that lays its larvae inside living hosts, including sometimes humans. There's a reason one of the most notable human infestations had a paper written on it by two urologists (shudder). Also note that if you get one, it's best to cover the wound with Vaseline or meat, to let the larva attempt to chew its way out and up so it can be extracted whole. And there may be more than one.
Yes, that was all ganked directly from Memepool, as are the Random Personal Picture Finder and the most recently posted pictures to LiveJournal. But they're included here so that you, too, can waste time with the best of us.
I don't think I ever included a link to the Adrenaline Vault's review of UT2K4. I second the motion.
And Aggieville Burger King can't tell the difference between a medium and a large coffee. Is it no wonder I don't go there unless I absolutely have to? Gah. It's a good thing I'm older and mellow and don't burn restaurants to the ground all willy-nilly anymore. Even though I'm fully justified. It's the coffee clause. Now I have to settle for java ex machina. Feh.