But do you have to play for three days?

Parents! Are you worried about your teenage son or daughter frequenting unwholesome arcades, associating with the dregs of their peer group, and spending all their allowance on games containing bloody murder, sex and profanity?

Well, worry no longer! Nu Ministries Ntertainment technology has licensed the popular Japanese fad of BeMani, or 'Musical Games', for the power of the Church! Yes, using Government funding, your Church can have one of our revolutionary 'Dance Dance Resurrection' games installed free of charge (non funded institutions charged at $4000 per installation) - And the Arcade must accept the proposal, thanks to our statute on Freedom of Religious Speech.

Suddenly sanity in Charlotte

Charlotte Observer will get out of poll that influences BCS mess

The BCS is a mess, and as long as The Associated Press football poll is part of the problem, the Observer has cast its last vote.

...The credibility of this newspaper is more important than the prestige of voting in the AP poll. Tysiac will complete this season, the last in which a reporter from the Observer will vote in a poll tied to the BCS.

My heroes.