One final extended middle finger to its fanbase

UPN has released official plot synopses for both "Terra Prime" and "These Are The Voyages...," the Enterprise series finale.

According to Zap2It, the first of the two, "Terra Prime," will be a direct continuation of "Demons," scheduled to air on the 6th of May. In this episode, the Enteprise tries to stop a human isolationist leader, played by Peter Weller, who's threatening to destroy Starfleet Command.

"These Are The Voyages..." will be set six years after the other fourth-season episodes, and will see Archer and the rest of the crew return home for the decommissioning of the Enterprise, as well as the signing of the Federation charter. UPN has officially confirmed that Jonathan Frakes (William T. Riker) and Marina Sirtis (Deanna Troi) will appear on the Enterprise finale, in a sequence set on the holodeck.

Oh, God. An it-was-all-a-dream ending. My heart breaks for the fans of this show. I just hope Captain Archer finds his way back to his own body.

Edit: HA!

Hello nausea my old friend

Evidence of the end of Western civilization, via Screenhead.

Terry Schiavo fanfiction. Hideous, dirty, satirical Terry Schiavo fanfiction. Very wrong.

“‘Heh, she’s certainly livelier than my wife is’, he [ Tom Delay] thought to himself bitterly. He cast his eyes over at the faintly stirring Terri, who was staring at the ceiling with those lovely dark eyes and drooling quietly to herself.”

That was the only clean bit. We’re going to hell just for linking to it.

Awesome, simply awesome

This morning, I found out that thousands of dollars of charges had been made on two of my credit cards in the past two days. Now, the identity thieves are sitting in jail. This is how it happened. It involves identity theft, a careless thief, one pissed-off Ovid and lots of luck.

This really does deserve an OWN3D or some such, but that's just annoying, even to me.