...

Okay, she's dead. Let's move on now.

terrischiavo:
This is Major Tom to Ground Control
I'm stepping through the door
And I'm floating in a most peculiar way
And the stars look very different today.....
(Huh. Journal erased, apparently. I wish people would stop doing that.)

At least we don't have to worry about any "April Fools" possibilities today.

PostSecret

alexlucard is right. This is amazing and compelling.

Crappy, crappy day

Mitch Hedberg died today.

I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.

I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.

One time a guy handed me a picture of himself and he said. "Here's a picture of me when I was younger." Every picture of you is of when you were younger. Here's a picture of me when I'm older. How'd you pull that off? Let me see that camera.

Levity, and about time

Thanks to scans_daily, I've discovered the joy of Jay Pinkerton.

Highlights include his takes on 24, Superman, Batman and Spider-Man. Site's mostly NSFW, though the 24 link is pretty straightforward.

No joke, no foolin'

As prompted by the wise and delightful reynardine's declaration to sit out tomorrow on the Internet sidelines (which I fully empathize with), I have declared my LJ and my posts an April-Fools'-Free-Zone. No misleading, no "jokes" nor pranks nor outright lies. At least, no more than usual. I'm just not amused by the countless hoaxes and deceptions that seem to have abandoned the humor and the mirth of the day. So I'm not playing this year.

April 1, 2005: Business as usual

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