Again, glad we traded that draft pick

Claiming that Michael Vick gave her herpes, a Georgia woman is suing the star NFL quarterback for negligence and battery.

Whoa. Here's another good reason why Vinny Testaverde's so popular. Nobody catches anything from Vinny Testaverde.

Herpes: finally something Michael Vick can't fumble.

I'll stop now.

...Elliot's lawsuit alleges that Vick has used the name "Ron Mexico" and, in a related court filing, her lawyers are seeking Vick's admission that he used the "Mexico" alias--and perhaps other fake names--"for the purpose of herpes testing and/or treatment."

Best. Alias. Ever. Marginally better than Steve Albert.