Abort, Retry, Gay?

The Gaydar test is simple. We'll show you pairs of guys and girls. Just prove you can recognize who's gay.

Important to note: it's a dynamically-generated (and not human-selected) sequence/pairs. If it were human-selected I'd have assumed a few misleading pairings (guy with feather boa vs. guy with broadsword) just to lead one astray from "conventional" wisdom. Still, I'm only batting 65%. Meh. Edit: Just got 85%. I...dunno what that means.

Kim Jong-il uses cheat codes

North Korea's Dear Leader Kim Jong-il never forgets a phone number, a cadre's career or a line of computer code.

According to an article posted Tuesday on a Web site run by North Korea, Kim wakes up early every day for intensive memory training where he sits down and commits to his keen mind items such as the phone numbers of workers in his Stalinist state....

North Korean propaganda is ripe with the amazing achievements of its Dear Leader. The highly controlled state also closely monitors its citizens to make sure they do not speak out against Kim or challenge his rule.

Kim pilots jet fighters, pens operas, produces movies and accomplished a feat unmatched in the annals of professional golf by shooting 11 holes-in-one on the first round he ever played.

Dude. I can't even pull that off in SimGolf.