The healing power of laughter

I know I keep doing this, but after last week, I couldn't help but wonder how America's Finest News Source would tackle the hurricane's effects. It did not let me down: God Outdoes Terrorists Yet Again, with such gems:

• Officials Uncertain Whether To Save Or Shoot Victims


• Nation's Politicians Applaud Great Job They're Doing


• Area Man Drives Food There His Goddamned Self


• Bush: 'It Has Been Brought To My Attention That There Was Recently A Bad Storm'


• Louisiana National Guard Offers Help By Phone From Iraq


• Government Relief Workers Mosey In To Help


• Refugees Moved From Sewage-Contaminated Superdome To Hellhole Of Houston


• White Foragers Report Threat Of Black Looters


• Another Saints Season Ruined Before It Begins ("I'd say this is even worse than when Mike Ditka traded away all our draft picks to get Ricky Williams," said Saints vice president of pro-personnel operations Bill Kuharich.)


• Shrimp Joint Now Shrimp Habitat


• Bush Urges Victims To Gnaw On Bootstraps For Sustenance

The rest of the issue is oddly enchanting, as well. Go now.

Also coming through big is Google (of course), specifically Google Maps, with high-res satellite (I assume) images of N'awlins taken last week. Compare the Superdome before and after.

Addendum moodswing: RIP ESPN's Adrian Karsten.