Yet another contingency plan

If you're killed by an act of terrorism, the newspapers and television stations will use whatever photo they can. From graduation... Your holiday snaps... Or if you're really unlucky, CCTV... None of these express the anger, the rage, even the disappointment your disembodied spirit will feel at having your life untimely snuffed out.

That's where YouBlewMeUpYouBastard.com comes in. We'll store a photo of you, giving it large at the terrorists what done you in, and in the event of your body being blown to bits by a suicide bomber, we'll supply your disgusted image to all news services.

Welcome to my world, David Toms

David Toms was released from a Pittsburgh hospital Friday and plans to play in next week's Presidents Cup matches despite being stricken by a heart problem during the first round of the 84 Lumber Classic.

Toms, taken off the Nemacolin Woodlands resort course Thursday with what his caddie said was a rapid heartbeat, said Friday in a statement issued by his charitable foundation that his problem is "treatable and curable."

According to the statement, the condition -- supraventricular tachycardia, a general term for a rapid heart rate originating above the ventricles -- is not life-threatening. Doctors told Toms it can be treated with medication or cured with minor surgery.

And can be damned inconvenient at times, too. Don't forget that.

Me as an X-Man: file under "duh"

( Anybody who knows me should get this one straight away.... )