Reading too much into it

Newest Internet psychosis: JK Rowling denialism. Triggered, I think, by the dashing of the Harry/Hermione relationship.

And then came Grünfeld's provocative question: "Is it possible that JK Rowling exists?" Her own answer: "Well, who do they think they're kidding? Not me!"

This just leads me closer to adopting Lore's concept of belligerent design: the "theory that life was put on this planet by an external sentient force just to piss me off."