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Why in the name of God was Snow Day playing on Cartoon Network yesterday?

I mean, I know MTV abandoned its "all music, all the time" idea a long, long time ago, and M2 is now similarly tainted, but really, how hard is it to confuse the imperative behind the name "Cartoon Network" -- ? It's not like they ran out of cartoons.

Death knell of the Internets?

BellSouth Corp. confirmed Monday that it is pursuing discussions with Internet content companies to levy charges to reliably and speedily deliver their content and services.

Wow. This could just be a nuisance or, if it's the beginning of an industry-wide trend, this could be catastrophic.

Oh, good, it wasn't just me

Terry O'Neill, 50, of Pittsburgh, was watching the game at a bar and had a heart attack seconds after Jerome Bettis fumbled trying to score from the 2-yard line late in the fourth quarter. Quarterback Ben Roethlisberger prevented the Colts' Nick Harper from returning the recovered ball for a touchdown and the Steelers hung on for a 21-18 win.

I need a defibrillator in the house. And I need to teach the birds how to use it. "Pretty bird! CLEAR! Pretty pretty! Wheet-woo!"