Lie fallow biscuits, strongmeat

Three collections of Engrish, via Boing Boing.

I just wish I knew French or Latin well enough to hear my own linguistic failures with similar comedy, because God knows I can't communicate in either of those languages anymore. Hell, some days my English is about at this level, too.

Hell, I can only say one sentence in Mandarin ("I would like a cup of coffee"), but some day I want to be able to learn it in 20 different languages....