To tell the tooth

It's taken me a while to decode dentist-speak.

"Mild discomfort" means, of course, pain.

"A little pressure" means stabbing pain.

"This won't hurt a bit" means "I'm an awful liar, but I'm trying."

And if they say "Well, okay, this is gonna hurt," get out of the chair and get to your car before they can bolt you down. If they stop you, go for the eyes. That's where they're weakest.

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