Always the last place you look

What's worse than your daughter being missing for almost two weeks?

That she was behind the bookshelf the entire time.

Good God.

Picspam, post-Oakland-escape edition

So the Bolts played badly enough that probably 30 out of the 32 NFL teams could've beaten them. Thankfully that excludes Arizona and Oakland, the latter of whom were in town for the game today. Hint: LaDainian Tomlinson can pass the ball, and by my calculations has a 150 quarterback rating. Glee. ( 31 pics below.... )