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A Babelfish translation of a text-only post on soveshnik:

Owl no one pecked!!!

Extraordinary proishestviye in the capital zoo. This morning THE MEDIA they reported that the owl to death pecked man.

Reporting in the program "Conduct- Moscow":
Is the day before in the morning approximately into seven hour the servant of the zoo, which came to feed birds in the cell, where owl was contained, actually revealed the body of man. As that be killeden fell into the cell and which occurred with that night, until now, accurately unknown. Initially the colleagues of zoo assumed that the man attempted to steal bird, and to it it was necessary to protect. The wounds were discovered on the head of man.

VLADIMIR ZDORENKO
DEPUTY PRESNENSKOGO INTER-DISTRICT ATTORNEY:
"according to the results of dissection the reason for death was established supercooling. Tramva, which was discovered on the head, it not was connected the cause-effect connection none with death it had ".

In connection with this procuratorship will be accepted the solution about the refusal in the criminal complaint for this fact.

Also, cold as hell

Apropos of nothing, found on CNN.com: The Heart of Acadia:

Bucolic fields fill the landscape, and lazy cows cut green swaths through a rainbow of wildflowers. White-sand beaches exchange brief, tidal embraces with the steel-blue ocean. Osprey nests top telephone poles, and salmon throng the rivers. The salty-sweet air can flush the city out of your lungs in a few deep breaths. This land gets into the bloodstream. You never want to leave. But if forced to, you, like the Acadians, will long to come back and build your house in stone. The type of flag you paint upon it is up to you.

Very true, but don't expect me to give up video games for ironmongering. Were I to truly monger, iron would not be the subject of my mongerings.

Beating up vending machines, androids and ambassadors

Via gynocide:

I escaped from Moonbase Sigma7!

I killed Brucha the plasma cloud, Tviokh the nutrivend drinks machine, Adele87 the maintenance droid, Reynardine the nutrivend drinks machine and Ambassador Cptn Oblivious.

I salvaged the Log of the USS Gloomchen, a NONNAS-30 plasma rifle, an O-Rly screwdriver, a Ripleythecatian raygun, a RTS-10 plasma rifle, a Spectre screwdriver, a JEANJU forcefield generator, a Dragonscholar model hazmat suit, Faithx5's commbadge, a Daethkowian deathblade, an EVIL-G forcefield generator and 189 galacticredits.

Score: 409

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