Bored now

Via MightyGodKing: the GOP presidential contenders as Buffy villains. You'll note there's no Spike, but they're dead on with Ron Paul and Mitt Romney.

Apparently, I am delicious

So, is there a way I can summarize the Christmas party in a stolen-macro format and somehow summarize my ability to go uninjured for a significant length of time? ( Answer lurks below.... )