My day at work, in one word

Bagpipes.

8:25 in the morning. Bagpipes.

I don't have the right meds for this.

Yahtzee versus Ctrl-Alt-Del

Yes, it addresses, on the surface, webcomics in general, but it's clear whose case he's harping on pretty quickly.

Not remotely safe for work, by the way.

Yes, this is exactly what journalism is supposed to be

...Dude. I just.... *shrug*

On the July 2 edition of Fox News' Fox & Friends, co-hosts Steve Doocy and Brian Kilmeade labeled New York Times reporter Jacques Steinberg and editor Steven Reddicliffe "attack dogs," claiming that Steinberg's June 28 article on the "ominous trend" in Fox News' ratings was a "hit piece." During the segment, however, Fox News featured photos of Steinberg and Reddicliffe that appeared to have been digitally altered -- the journalists' teeth had been yellowed, their facial features exaggerated, and portions of Reddicliffe's hair moved further back on his head. Fox News gave no indication that the photos had been altered.

If anyone has a plausible defense for this, give it a shot.

Your daily evidence of approaching apocalypse

"When people are selling their bodies for gas, that's pretty sad," said Ken Easterling, chief prosecutor in the Kenton County Attorney's Office.

Angela R. Eversole, 34, of Fort Wright, is accused of prostitution and doing business without an occupational license.

Race relations in rural Kansas in the 21st century

Two Kansas men pleaded guilty today to taking part in a small town high school graduation party that turned into a drunken incident in which a black student was tied and taunted with racial epithets. ( Repugnant details below. Not for the faint of heart. )