Nine years of deep, introspective thought, I'm sure

It was less than a decade ago that Italy’s top criminal court ruled that it was impossible to rape a woman who was wearing jeans. The court concluded back then that nobody could forcibly remove a woman’s jeans unless she cooperated.

Since then, the court has changed its mind.

There's a point where my ability to mock just breaks down and dies and this is it. Sweet Enola Gay, son.