Picspam, John Madden recognition edition

I bought a copy of the first edition of John Madden Football and it was a dream come true. Individual stats for each player, complete customizability, significant entertainment. Of course, the graphics were abysmal (what would you expect on a Commodore 64?) and you could vex its AI ruthlessly (say, put a player in motion toward the line of scrimmage), but it was an unparalleled leap over everything that'd come before. And now it's an incremental change from year to year, randomly adding and removing "features" under the guardian gaze of EA, one of the greatest franchise-milking operations in history. Sigh.

Your typical R-rated content, excessive House (no spoilers), plenty of space bat, and some huge pics this time out, so dial-uppers might want to steer clear. ( 63 pics below.... )