Don't worry, the Chiefs made the same mistake, too

The Chefs, long long ago, were faced with a dilemma of which quarterback to keep: occasionally flaky starter Elvis Grbac or promising powerful understudy Rich Gannon. Kansas City let Gannon go and put all their money on Grbac...probably (right up there with going after Herm Edwards) one of the franchise's biggest blunders in recent memory. Grbac fizzled, and Gannon managed to take the Raiders to the Super Bowl -- not a small feat when you're the Raiders.

But eleven years ago, People magazine made the same damn mistake as it sought its sexiest athlete. Even the colorblind heterosexual can tell you that Elvis, in the words of Mike T. Nelson, is as sexy as a garage.